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Lumberjacks and the LordAnd thus the Lord blessed upon the earth these three holy objects: The township of York, The Logger, and the shade Violet. “What a load of crap.” whispered Larry positioned at the front of the temple.Lumberjacks and the Lord
“Aw, c’mon buddy, just listen to the man! You might learn something oppose to that Christian bullshit.”
Augusto and Larry were sitting in the midst of two hundred or so lumberjacks dressed in purple flannel. Larry was invited to be a part of a growing religion based in New York. He had never expected it to be so arrogantly creepy. Of course, this was Manhattan and as we
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The Fairy King There was once a magical fairy King and a magical fairy Queen. They had lived in a magical enchanted castle with their magical enchanted unicorn. Life was happy; life was good. Every night they went to bed talking of sugar lollies and candy canes, dancing around their magical enchanted beds. For the Fairy Kingdom was made entirely of sugar. If you have ever dreamed of a place where chocolate houses and creamy rivers of caramel flow, or wild deer and rabbits gleefully prance about tasting of lemon drops, then you have been to the Fairy Kingdom. Everything is perfect there; peppermint trees line pathways of fuThe Fairy King
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Jed's Date From HellSee here, I reckon my most bad date from the Hades would most certainly take place right here in lil’ ole’ Alabama. I been thinking awful lots and I don’t believe I would enjoy a evening with some male supermodel from out there in the West coast-like, cause they’d wanna get all glossed up and make something special outta the whole e-vent an’ I’m just not like that! I say, the good lord wouldn’t approve most certainly so cause I been in the church every which Sunday there and they’s be saying how men shouldn’t be and all that. But since it seems my choice-a-bility factor has taken a spit shine tractor ride south o’ the border I best continue.Jed's Date From Hell
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Smoking Kills Pt.1 So there was this man right...His name isn't important. Whenever he did - well actually it does have a play on things. But for simplarity purposes we'll forgo that bibblecock and stick to...ah hell his name was John. And umm...he wrote a lot of stories. Excuse the pun, he was quite the player. And by george!(completely and dissapointingly unrelated to John) he got published.Smoking Kills Pt.1
As to imply anything he wrote didn't completely and entirely dissapate and implode. Which is a good thing. Simply because paper costs so damn much and being an environmentalist John explored different linguistic metho
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know what would be a great read? THE LIFE OF PI...ive heard so many good reviews about it and decided to do it for an ISU project for english
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When a man lies he murders
Some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which
Men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear
To witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation
Take me home - Cliff Burton
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